A Rat, A Dove, & A Parliament Of Owls — (via @yellowocaballero)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

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